“You can’t beat meat, Simpson says”

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Earlier this year, Jessica Simpson sported a T-shirt with the slogan “Real Girls Eat Meat.”
Some gossip bloggers thought the phrase was a knock towards music star Carrie Underwood, a vegetarian and former girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, who is now with Simpson.

Jason, MacNiel. “Come on over.” (2008, August 22). 24 hours, p. 31.

I read this, either by fait or pure coincidence, a day after I said to my brother, “I wish I were famous, so I could call PETA a piece of crap.” Now, I do not assume those were Jessica’s intentions, but you can see a connection there.

Thing is, I just hate PETA. Last year in English we had to write an essay about the hilarious hipocrasy of PETA

and their dip-shit ad campaigns. In reponse to the old-as-of-now The Holocaust on your plate campaign. My premise? Pigs dont go to space.

But my hatred does not end purely at their lack of taste (which, considering the Vegan diet, I find ironic in the least) in these regards, the blatant hipocrasy makes me laugh my (unfortunately non-literal) ass off. The leader of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk, is a damn insulin-dependant diabetic. Besides that, she is also ugly as a pug.

“I’m an insulin-dependent diabetic. Twice a day I take synthetically manufactured insulin that still contains some animal products — and I have no qualms about it … I’m not going to take the chance of killing myself by not taking insulin. I don’t see myself as a hypocrite. I need my life to fight for the rights of animals.”

Glamour, January 1990 (Consumer Freedom)

I pray I needn’t explain this? Okay, fine. The very thing she attention-whores herself again, insisting against the use of, she is using herself. It’s like being Jewish, but only on Chanukah’s (that is the actual spelling of it, I learned from a Jew) and on the Comedy Network. Believe you me, hers is not time I deem well wasted.

As you may see, my hatred of PETA is substantial and, in the least, semi-founded. You know the saying, and enemey of my enemy is my friend? Well, by that logic, I theoretically don’t have to despise/ mock Jessica as much now. Although, had you seen her video for Dukes of Hazzard, her fondness of meat would come as much a surprise as Morgan Freeman being a black man in his next movie.

All in all, mad props to Jessica Simpson. After the her sisters entire nose-job yes/ no debaucle, she is officially not the dumbest blonde (natural or non) in Hollywood.

Spoiler Alert: looks like Morgan Freeman is still black in his next (of many) movies, Thick as Thieves.

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I find it ironic that PETA treats everyone but HUMANS humane…

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“Right now, this exact scenario is reality for many. They are sensitive, they value their lives, they see what is happening, they cannot run-away, and they often suffer greatly yet are being killed for nothing more than a fleeting taste of their flesh.”

“If this ad leaves a bd taste in your mouth, please give a thought to what sensitive animals think and feel when they come to the end of their frightening journey and see, hear, and smell the slaughterhouse. Try switching to a healthy vegetarian diet and save lives every day, including your own.”

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