Things I Hate (to Love) About the Internetz

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LOLcats

What was once, I believe, an Internet meme, LOLcats have popularized the pseudo they-say-it-is-but-I-bet-it-isnt form of vowel genocide. Take the ‘official’ homepage named after the aformentioned meme, i can haz cheezburger. In the forums of which I roam, I act as a self-proposed grammar Nazi, pointing out kids lack of knowledge oft he different there’s, yet I still find this website hilarious. They are just so damn cute. And as well am I with webcomic strips, I love being able to finish conversations with LOLcats.  LOLcats are cute like old people like Bob Barker, before the sexual harassment lawsuits.

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NO ONE EATS LIKE THAT! But it does make for some good LOLs…

John McCain jokes

As said before, Bush jokes got old 4 years ago. But McCain is new LOLfodder. I admit, I know little more about politics than TheYoungTurks tell me to. So I say this to you, I like what I have heard from Obama, and I laugh at what I have heard of McCain. If my idea in this election mattered, I might do s’more research. That being said, lol@McCain

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Things I Hate About the Internetz

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Internet Memes

I think the moment when an Internet meme or trend makes it ‘IRL’ it has truly reached it apex. Recently, even Lewis Black was Rick Roll’d on his Comedy Network television show, Root of All Evil. I start with this example, because everyone has seen this one.

Bloggers

Is this not hilariously hypocritical? For years, I wrote random, pointless posts in a few (of many other) for reasons I actually have no idea. This blog is a direct answer to how retarded I found that. Although it may not be apparently obvious, but I am actually attempting to take this blog seriously. As narcassitic as this seems, there is such an amazing amount of bloggers who are about as serious about their websites as a scientist taking Richard Dawkin seriously. If I magic wanded the selection of all the blogs that lasted no more than a singular post and paint bucketted it black, ontop a white layer, and if this image was 12000×12000 pixels, there would not be a single black pixel left. You are clogging my damn tubes.

Religious Debates on YouTube

YouTube mixes two powerful beings; the anonymous asshat and the arrogant asshat. They are incapable of providing real conversation, and too arrogant to recieve any.

Obama Supporters

I support Obama, but I am Canadian, and thusly, my opinion matters less in the next Presidential election than that of a Mormon. I am also not famous enough for my opinion to matter. That being said, any actual ’support’ group on them internets seems to not know when to stop. Yes, I dig the dude, no, I do not want to have to sift through the most pointless dribble about him to get to the good stuff.

Bush Haters

Ever since Green Day released their self-titled album, American Idiot, 14 year olds have been attending parades against his campaign. The problem with anti-Bush kids is not that they are, but the fact that they have no idea what they are talking about. I agree with their opinions end result, but not how that opinion was created.

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